My friends and I were at the park when this super-cute group of guys asked us if we wanted to play frisbee with them. I'm a total klutz and didn't really want to embarrass myself too much -- but, before I could say no, my BFF (who's super athletic) told the dudes that we'd love to play. I was doing pretty well until Brad, my crush, threw a deep shot my way. I reached back to try and grab it, but my flip flops got stuck in what I thought was mud and I totally wiped out. Turns out, Mrs. O'Meyers, who lives across the street from me, was walking her three HUGE German Shepherds and they had just gone to the bathroom. I had poop all over my hair and on my white skirt! It smelled just like rotten eggs and it looked like I had pooped all over myself! GROSS! The guys pinched their noses and ran away!