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"My Pants Split On The First Day of School!"

"I was really psyched to show off my cute new pants on the first day of school.

But while putting them on, I realized they were insanely tight. My mom must have washed them by accident and totally shrunk them!

I had no time to find another outfit, so I just squeezed into them the best I could.

Boy, was THAT a stupid thing to do..."

Click here for the rip roaring ending!

"My Dad Scared Off My Crush!"

"OMG, my dad is SUPER overprotective and won't let me date. Sometimes, he won't even let me even TALK to guys!

Of course, I have to try and sneak around, so he won't find out who I like.

But it doesn't always work.

This one night, I had told my parents I was going over to my friend Kristen's house, when I REALLY was going to hang out with my crush Kevin..."

Sneaking out to see her crush? We have a feeling her dad will NOT be happy! Click here to find out what happens!

"The Hottie Thought I Clogged The Toilet!"

"Last week, I was on a road trip with my parents when I had to go to the bathroom really bad.

But at the next rest stop, there was only one bathroom for men and women. The only good thing about that was there was this super hot guy waiting in line behind me and totally chatting me up!

I had to interrupt the convo when it was my turn to go to the bathroom. And that's when disaster struck..."

Oh no! Click here for the messy ending.

"My Dad Thinks 'Zanessa' Is A Real Person!"

"The other day, my dad asked me 'Who is this Zanessa person?' Uh, dad -- it's just Zac and Vanessa put together, duh!" -- Riley, 13, Wentzville, MO

"My mom still hasn't figured out how to do voicemail on her cell, so every time she misses my call, I hear her voice say on the message: 'I'm trying to press the button...' Beeeep!" -- Melissa, 14, Huber Heights, OH

"My parents can never get Joe and Nick Jonas straight, so they just call both guys JoNick." -- Leanne, 14, Nokomis, FL...

Wow. Can mom and dad be any more clueless than that? Click here for more crazy tales!